new facebook status

1. how nice is d day just to sit and dream of you  2. what wouls happen if newton has died in just 2 years Dont You Find It Funny That After Monday(M) And Tuesday(T), The Rest Of The Week Says Wtf? Votes: 265 very clever.

2.  When I Got The Key To Success Someone Changed The Lock:-P Votes: 173 from ranqit comment

3.  Is Wondering If You Can Grow Marijuana On Farmville Then Sell It On Mafia Wars? Votes: 138

4.  Your Intelligence Is My Common Sense Votes: 95

5.  Light Travels Faster Than Sound. This Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak. Votes: 88

6.  A Relationship Status That Says 'It's Complicated' Just Means 'In A Relationship With A Psycho' Votes: 84 me

7.  Speak Only When You Feel Your Words Are Better Than Silence! Votes: 63 malik neyazi

8.  She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! Damn Mosquito Votes: 60 tejas bhavsar

9.  Is Proud Of Herself. She Finished A Jigsaw Puzzle In 6 Months And The Box Said 2-4 Years Votes: 45

10.  (>'.')># I Was Going To Give U This Waffle,But Im Hungry, So I Ate It (>'#'<) Votes: 34

11.  Just Because You Have The Right To Do Something Does Not Make It The Right Thing To Do. Votes: 24 bunny sick

12.  Is Sick And Tired Of Being Sick And Tired. =( Votes: 23 dawn

13.  You're So Vain, I Bet You Think This Status Is About You, Don't You? Don't You? Votes: 23 lisa

14.  Have You Noticed That The ' Lol ' Symbol Looks Like A Drowning Guy? I Bet Hes Not Laughing Out Loud Votes: 22

15.  Is Mad Her Guidance Counselor Never Told Her She Could Be A Pirate When She Grew Up Votes: 21 leigh ann

16.  Be Good Like God With An Extra O... God Knows That My Check Needs Some Extra O's Votes: 21 kyle smee

17.  Before Sex, You Help Each Other Get Naked. After Sex, You Only Dress Yourself. Moral Of The Story; I Votes: 20 abhishek anand

18.  I Dont Want To Hurt You!!!!!......It Is On The List Though! Votes: 19

19.  Youtube, Twitter And Facebook Are Combining And Will Now Be Called Youtwitface Votes: 19 @jsringo - lol

20.  I Wait Online All Day To See Your Name Pop Up. Because Even If It's A 5 Min Conversation It Makes Me Votes: 18

21.  Insert Coin To View My Status Message Votes: 18 aslam cpy

22.  If You Live Life So Cautiously As To Never Fail, You End Up Failing At Living Life Itself. Votes: 17 @godsofruin

23. When People Talk About Right And Left, They're Not Talking About Right And Wrong Votes: 16

24.  If I Want To Raise A Carnie Family With My Carnie Wife. Who Are You To Stop Us?! Votes: 15

25.  Just When The Mind Found The Answers, The Heart Changed The Question.. Votes: 15 shailesh shukla

26.  You Think Life Can't Get Any Better, Then You Move To Texas Votes: 14

27.  Dejav Is What I Get Everytym I Think Of You! Votes: 13

28.  - The First Americans Revolted Over A 3-Cent Tax Votes: 12

29.  If Only Life Came With A ?? Rew ? Play ¦¦Pause ¦¦Stop ?? Ff Votes: 12 very clever.

30. There Is Add Friend Button On My Profile, Kindly, Don't Click It... Votes: 12

31.  Feels Like Doing Homework. So Is Waiting For That Feeling To Pass Votes: 12

32.  Anyone Can Catch Your Eye, But It Takes Someone Special To Catch Your Heart. Votes: 12 inderjeet hanzra

33.  My Door Is Always Open, So You're Free To Leave Any Time. Votes: 12

34.  Being Ugly Isnt Ur Fault But Coming Out And Scaring Others Is Definitely Ur Fault Votes: 11

35.  Have You Seen Superman ? I See It Everyday When I Come In Front Of A Mirror :) Votes: 11

36.  People Hang On My Every Word, Even The Prepositions... Votes: 11

37.  Is Not 'Staying Out Of Trouble' And Not 'Keeping Busy' Votes: 11

38.  Stupid: Seeing The Truth, Knowing The Truth, And Still Choosing To Believe The Lies Votes: 10 shahrukh shaikh

39.  Lord I Want To Be Worthy Of Your Mercy. With Your Grace I Know I Can Be. Amen Votes: 10

40.  Don't Follow Me, I'm Lost Too Votes: 10

41.  I Am Nobody. Nobody's Perfect. Therefore, I Am Perfect Votes: 9 @Amir Hamza

42.  Is Proud Of Himself. He Finished A Jigsaw Puzzle In 6 Months And The Box Said 2-4 Years Votes: 8

43.  I Either Want Less Corruption Or More Opportunity To Participate In It Votes: 8 espritlk.blogspot.com

44.  Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Ir Do I Have To Walk By Again ? :D Votes: 8 aashish kaji

45.  If At First You Don't Secede, Try, Try Again Votes: 8 mike church

46.  I Don't Believe In The Constitution Because I'm American; I'm American Because I Believe In The Cons Votes: 8 jsb morse

47.  Turned Down The Lead Role In A Cage And Is Sticking With The Walk-On Part In The War Votes: 8

48.  Feds Cite Constitution In Lawsuit Against Arizona: If Only They Would Follow It Themselves! Votes: 8

49.  I Think That If Your Relationship Status Says, “It’s Complicated” That You Should Stop Kidding Yours Votes: 7

50.  I'd Rather Check My Facebook Than Face My Checkbook Votes: 7 espritlk.blogspot.com

51.  My Computer Beat Me At Chess...But It Was No Match For Me At Wrestling! Votes: 7 arman mann

52.  Scratch Here ###### To See Today's Status! Votes: 6

53.  You're Not Even Worth The Letters In This Status Votes: 6

54.  No More 80s Music Lyrics Posted On My Wall!!! Votes: 6

55.  Never Says Something 'Tastes Like Chicken' Not Even Chicken