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Friday, August 12, 2011

10 top funniest Facebook status updates.


Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!
Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our fourteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.
1. The best thing about telepathy is… I know, right?
2. What do you call 1000 nuns in a warehouse? …… Virgin Megastore!!
3. I like to name my ipod ‘Titanic’ so when it says ‘Syncing Titanic’ I click cancel and it makes me feel like a hero.
4. There are 24 cans of beer in a beer case, and 24 hours in a day. I don’t believe this to be a coincidence.
5. I’m only crazy when other people cant stand that I’m right!
6. Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of shit.
7. Carpe Diem: Seize the day… Carp e denim: Theres a fish in my pants
8. I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
9. My doctor told me not to drink any more, so I don’t. I don’t drink any less, but I don’t drink any more.
10. I phoned my father to tell him I had stopped smoking… He called me a quitter.
Hope you had a good laugh! :)

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